Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
