shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize