that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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