he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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