I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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