It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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