I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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