im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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