Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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