I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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