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(843): View more from South Carolina

At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.

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(305): View more from Florida

what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.

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(925): View more from California

After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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(707): View more from California

Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.

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(915): View more from Texas

Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired

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(310): View more from California

She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed

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