I need help removing her.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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