just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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