don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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