In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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