i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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