I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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