This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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