I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
