Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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