ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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