it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
