I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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