: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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