Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
