So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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