bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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