Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
is that a dick in a sweater?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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