I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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