Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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