His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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