I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
