I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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