remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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