It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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