I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
