Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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