Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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