FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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