And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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