i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.