their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
