Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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