eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I wear drunk well.
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