i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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