The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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