96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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