He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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