On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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