They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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