whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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