It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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