Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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