At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
What a dumb baby whore.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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