Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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