The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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